Playboy Launches Censored App for iPhone – This is an April Fool’s joke, right?

This is a joke, right? Someone please tell us Playboy hasn’t launched another censored app in the Apple iTunes App Store. We mean, they know Android is the dominating mobile OS, right? And that no one really reads Playboy for the articles, right? Right? Are we missing something here?

No boobs

No boobs

Maybe we are, because today Playboy announced the launch of it’s subscription based app in iTunes. The application is devoid of all the goodies that made Playboy great (i.e. soft pink parts), and fills it with fashion tips.

Fashion.

Tips.

“It forces us to use our imagination to be a little bit more creative,” Playboy‘s Josh Schollmeyer, Director of Digital Content, told USA Today. You spelled BORING wrong, Josh.

On top of that, Playboy focused solely on iOS and completely ignores Android, the only mobile OS that actually lets them develop applications worthy to be called Playboy! REALLY?!

Nah, this has gotta be a joke. Well played, sirs. Well played.

well done

DoMeFaster with Kortney Kane

Try your hand at pleasing Kortney Kane

Do you have what it takes to make your girl swoon? Test your experience out with none other than Model Kortney Kane! When you want to test your real skills, DoMe lets you master the art!

DoMeFaster lets you go one-on-one with Kortney Kane, a gorgeous model, who bares all to find out if you have what it takes to please the ladies! Test your strengths and beat your own records. DoMe is the first app, available for Android, that tests your ‘man’ skills. DoMe even allows you to PERSONALIZE the game, with your wife or girlfriend, with images you upload into the game.

Get the app in MiKandi today for only 300 MiKandi Gold!

Twitter links

Pornstar Kortney Kane – @KortneyKane
Developers DoMeFaster – @DoMeFaster
MiKandi - @mikandistore

Be sure to follow MiKandi on Twitter for chances to win free MiKandi Gold to spend on the best porn apps and videos.

Hustler Boob Tube App

The Hustler Boob Tube App turns your Android device into a porn remote control, making it extremely easy to enjoy Hustler porn on your connected TVs.

Download the Hustler Boob Tube App for free.

Combat Kamasutra

Combat KamasutraCombat Kamasutra is a mobile app that takes the art of kamasutra and places it in a modern warfare environment. Both the illustrations of sex positions and the text are meant to amuse as well as ignite the creative juices of any couple looking for a twist on their boudoir routine. The app features the original Combat Kamasutra positions as well as a mini game to test your combat readiness. The app features the original Combat Kamasutra sex positions as well as a mini game to test your combat readiness.
Let the training begin! Download Combat Kamasutra now for only  99 MiKandi Gold!

Product features include:

  • 30 unique sex positions and descriptions.
  • Tactical mode for viewing sex positions in app for use during covert operations.
  • Tactical knowledge game that tests your performance under fire.
  • A military inspired ranking system. As you familiarize yourself with the positions you can rate them and continually rise in rank.

 

HUSTLER joins MiKandi with two fully uncensored apps

HUSTLER

We’re thrilled to announce the latest addition to the MiKandi adult app store — adult entertainment juggernaut HUSTLER. With two fully uncensored applications, adults can now experience on their Android devices the raw entertainment for which HUSTLER is famous.

The applications, HUSTLER All Stars 1 Gold and HUSTLER All Stars 1 Premium, offer customers exclusive videos and photosets of the adult industry’s hottest superstars.  Adults can now enjoy HUSTLER’s all stars the way they’re meant to be seen- hot, nude and unedited.

Starting today, MiKandi’s over two million customers can download HUSTLER All Stars 1 Gold for only 299 Gold ($2.99 USD) and HUSTLER All Stars 1 Premium for 499 Gold ($4.99 USD).

“We are pleased to bring these great new apps to our fans in true, hard-hitting HUSTLER style,” said HUSTLER President Michael H. Klein. “Our apps are well-designed, fun to use and feature large amounts of high quality video and images.  Also, they’re scalable, so we can quickly deliver more to the marketplace.”

Private Media Group (NASDAQ: PRVT) launches official app in MiKandi App Market

MiKandi is delighted to announce the launch of Private Live Wallpaper: Aletta Ocean, the official Android app for leading adult company, Private Media Group.

The app gives Android users the opportunity to interact with adult superstar Aletta Ocean by touching various parts of her body, watching her dance, and changing her costumes.  Additional features are available, in which Aletta will alert you of low battery life, remind you to wipe your screen, and more.

App features

  • Unique photo and video content
  • Interactive play
  • Additional actions are available through in-app purchase

Developed by United Fun Traders (UFT) for Private Media Group, the app is available for all compatible Android devices in the MiKandi App Market. Download the app from the MiKandi App Market today!

 

Featured App: iClit


Are you God’s gift to women? Here’s an app that can put you to the test! Released today in the MiKandi App Market is Iclit, from the developers Pampuni.

Find out who amongst your friends is the best at satisfying a woman.

Features:
- A fully featured game
- A pocket 3D vagina to fool around with
- Turning-on sound effects
- Vibrating on orgasm
- Score chart-indicating the most skilled player

You can get the app in the MiKandi App Market for 198 Gold.

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Turn Your Android into a Skin Flute


Skin Flute, a musical instrument Android application developed by Media Outbreak, gives users the chance to play and make sweet music on their Android mobile devices.

The term “Skin Flute” is a pop culture reference most people have heard at one point or another in their lives. Now, with the release of the Skin Flute Android App, which emulates playing an actual skin flute, mobile users have a chance to test their skills.

The Skin Flute app, developed by Media Outbreak, allows the user to choose a skin and then blow into the microphone while simultaneously using their fingers to touch, slide and play notes on the screen . The creator of this app stated, “We wanted to bring the Skin Flute to the mobile market because we knew it would be a fun gag app for people all over the world. We envisioned a fun party game and we hope people get a good laugh when showing it off. to their friends.” The Skin Flute app has been published on the Android Market for $1.49 & is also available for purchase through the MiKandi Adult App Market.

The Skin Flute is the first app release for local Indianapolis based company Media Outbreak (http://www.mediaoutbreak.com). Future updates and releases are already planned for the Skin Flute which will provide further functionality not included in the initial release. To stay up to date about the Skin Flute, or to read further documentation, visit the Skin Flute App website @ http://www.theskinflute.com.

The Kindle Fire: a perfect device for MiKandi

We were super excited to get our hands on a Kindle Fire last week – a great Android powered tablet for under $200? Sign us up!

Tons of people have written detailed reviews about the Kindle Fire. We’ve shared a few of our favorites below, but no one’s written this review yet:

MiKandi is the Kindle Fire’s killer app.

See?

MiKandi on the Kindle Fire

’nuff said :-) .

For all of you with a Kindle Fire, all you have to do is:

  • Click on the gear icon at the upper right corner of the screen
  • Select “More”
  • Select “Device”
  • Turn “Allow Installation of Applications” On

 

A few Kindle Fire reviews:

Jason Perlow’s “Amazon’s Kindle Fire: The tablet’s Volkswagen moment”

- AppleInsider’s take on the Kindle Fire

- Sascha Segan’s advice on How to Run Almost Any Android App on the Kindle Fire

- TechCrunch’s video take on the Kindle Fire

- Techpinion’s blog post on why Kindle Fire reviews are all over the place

 

Cinemax brings softcore porn to Apple App Store

In a clear break of Apple’s strict no-porn policy, Cinemax’s app Max Go has been approved by the App Store. Among other channels, the app includes softcore porn programming, Max After Dark. The app clearly informs users that it includes “frequent/intense sexual content or nudity.” Additionally, only 17+ users will be allowed to download it from the App Store and parental controls are available in the app. In other words, its not hiding anything from Apple.

Apple’s app approval process has long been known to be arbitrary and inconsistent. But we thought that with last year’s purge of racy applications, Apple sent a very strong message to adult companies and developers – adult apps are not allowed in the Apple App Store. The news was disappointing to many, at least Apple was finally giving us a clear answer.

Last year, Apple CEO Steve Jobs revealed that it was the company’s “moral responsibility” to keep the porn off their phones. Around the same time, he took a little jab at us and our beloved Android when he said the following:

You know, there’s a porn store for Android. You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going to go there.

And then there is Apple’s no-porn policy:

Apps containing pornographic material, defined by Webster’s Dictionary as ‘explicit descriptions or displays of sexual organs or activities intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings,’ will be rejected.

So what gives?

Although no indication has been given as to why Cinemax was given the green light, one can’t help but wonder if the programming giant has been given preferential treatment. It wouldn’t be the first time. After the Great Purge of 2010, which included the ban of bikini apps, many were baffled to see Playboy, Victoria’s Secret, and Sport Illustrated Sports Edition available. Yet, even Playboy couldn’t slip some extra skin in their application. As a result, the gentlemen’s magazine developed a HTML5 web app.

At MiKandi, our stance continues to be that the mobile phone belongs to the consumer who owns it and that they should be able to download and purchase the applications that they desire. We may be a small app store market, but we’re proud that we treat our developers and customers fairly and equally.

Get MiKandi today!

If you’re an adult and you’re tired of being told what you can and cannot have on your device, get yourself an Android and download MiKandi. MiKandi is the world’s first and largest adult app market.

You can download MiKandi onto your Android 1.6+ device in three simple steps:

  1. Change your device’s settings to allow installations from third parties. To do this, go to Menu> Settings> Applications and tap Unknown Sources. (AT&T customer? There are some things you should know first.)
  2. Go to m.mikandi.com on your mobile browser. Tap the blue Download Now button.
  3. Once the download is complete, you’ll be prompted to install. Review the permissions, tap Install, and voila! Our bevy of the world’s best adult apps at your fingertips.

Are you a developer?

If you’re a developer and you’re tired of unclear and arbitrary content restrictions, join the MiKandi family today. Register your free developer account at developer.mikandi.com.