Fart > Titties? In what world?! (Hint: Apple’s)

I call shenanigans!!  Wired reported that Apple’s director of applications technology, Phillip Shoemaker, has been selling apps in the Apple App Store under the company name Gray Noodle.  No biggie.  But this guy, this guy!, has been selling fart and urination apps.  \/\/ Whateva!

So you can’t get bikini apps, but farts?  Why not?  It’s ok, everyone does it!  It’s natural.  Just like sex…. wait. a. minute.  SHENANIGANS!

In all seriousness, Apple has every right to decide what’s in their store, but open up the mall for other players (MiKandi).  C’mon!  You handle the farts, we’ll handle the breasts.  Judging from the abundance of fart apps in the App Store, it’s a win-win.

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