After spending the last few days on the phone with Google developer support representatives, we’re sad to say we’re no further along on our quest for clear and complete answers from Google than we were on Monday. Our strangest call was the latest, in which they positively asserted that we did and did not have a ban on API access and that there was no way to re-enable a project once it had been banned and that they would look into it. Wait….. what?
The other night, we discovered that OAuth2 API access had been disabled on our website, TitsAndGlass.com. We triple-checked Google’s Authentication API terms yesterday and again this morning, and, just as we thought, we’re compliant. Hopefully, this too gets cleared up soon. Then again, we have been burned before.
The Internet’s reaction to Google’s ban on Glass porn apps has been the stuff of legends. If there’s one thing we’ve learned in our years online, it’s this- do not get between the people and their porn. Or perhaps more accurately, do not play the people’s Mommy or Daddy. Unless they’re into it.
We’ve gathered some of our favorite reactions around the web to the Google Glass porn ban. We hope they make you LOL as hard as they made us. Fappy Friday!
Google is claiming they won’t allow porn on Google Glass

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Upon hearing the Google will not allow porn on Google Glass…

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In response to Google not “allowing” porn on Google Glass…

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MRW Google announced no porn on Glass

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Google glass does not allow porn app

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Upon hearing Google will not allow porn on Google Glass…

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Around the Twitterverse
No porn in Google glass? Ah well. No Google glass for me.
— June the Evil (@Junetheevil) June 7, 2013
Will there be porn on Google Glass? Is the Pope Catholic? @mikandistore tinyurl.com/mz2axcx — Curtis Cartier (@curtis_cartier) May 31, 2013
Good luck stopping this RT @venturebeat Google bans porn apps literally hours after ‘Tits and Glass’ app launches wp.me/p1re2-399V — Kevin Koidl (@koidl) June 3, 2013
I don’t even own Glass and I’m like distraught over this RT @betabeat No-Fun Google Bans Porn from Glass nyob.co/13hvRxn — Jessica Roy (@JessicaKRoy) June 4, 2013
@violetblue @jessicakroy sad that they mention (consensual) pornography and child abuse in the same paragraph. @google should know better. — Chris Talking (@cpltalk) June 4, 2013
Google Glass bans porn app and any sexually explicit material. Just In: Whooshing sound heard as Google Glass drops off everyone’s radar. — Alan Smithee (@Wrygrin) June 5, 2013
#TDSBreakingNews Google bans porn from Glass. But they know how much we love it! They have our search history! — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) June 5, 2013
2NITE!: “Google Glass is banning porn! Now the only way you can see porn on Google is by typing “porn” into Google.” @colbertreport, 11:30pm
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 4, 2013
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